Hollywood Fantasy
Monday came and went without a word
From the Agent who promised me the world
Who said my name would shine in lights
Everlasting fame ensured for life
And all of this for five thousand bucks
So I worked my arse off driving trucks
Working three jobs everyday
Pursuing dreams that have made me grey
And this is my Hollywood Fantasy
This is my Hollywood dream
I signed a record deal for ten million bucks
Closed Sunset and Vine for the movie trucks
Angelina Jolie is my wife
I win a Song Fight from time to time
I am a star of the silver screen
Packing stadia wherever I’m seen
Become the President of the US
It’s my fate - oh how I’m blessed
And this is my Hollywood Fantasy
This is my Hollywood dream
Variety came with Friday’s mail
A fifty point headline of betrayal
The agent shot by one he’d conned
‘Police look east across the pond’
It seemed he’d ripped of many more
Buried their dreams by the score
But I’ve had my moment of fame
I shot the bastard twice close range
And this is my Hollywood Fantasy
This is my Hollywood dream