Knucklehead?
Finally, an old friend called me a knucklehead. Which is marginally better than dunce, dunderhead, numskull, blockhead, bonehead, lunkhead, hammerhead, loggerhead, muttonhead, shithead or indeed fuckhead, though not by much.
It’s started to snow, and last night - or this morning, if you’re a pedant - I wrote a poem under my ‘pen name’ or ‘nom de plume’. C’est bon; at least I think so … then I would.